Instead Of: Hello!
Try saying: I greet thee, o Righteous Brother!
Instead Of: Goodnight!
Try Saying: Rest well, and may the risen dead trouble you not.
Instead of: I hate that.
Try Saying: I sense there may be impurity here, but in this or in me?
Instead of: You're a Jerk!
Try saying: I fear you may have gazed too long on the face of those best unseen. Good day, and may swift be your return to light.
Instead of: This is a hard problem, and I am unhappy
Try Saying: Courage fail me not as I approach the hour. Steady be my hand, sharp be my blade, and may I see another day with pure eyes.
Instead of: I forgot to drink water today
Try Saying: Alas, the quest has taken my mind far from myself. Let us attend to the matters of our health that tomorrow's fight may be won the faster.
Instead of: I'm not sure if I believe it.
Try saying: Whenceforth came this news, and why trust it so? I call out this slander! I charge thee, oh you of many words. I charge and task thee with the finding of truth!
Instead of: Ah yes, that is so true
Try Saying: While my heart knows these words to be wise, there is something amiss in them. They fall past the ear, leaving the man unchanged. Let us look to see what is hidden behind them!
Instead of: That is a bad idea
Try saying: Once more, oh fool, your cleverness has led you astray! Tis as if the rot that plauges our foes has plagued your thoughts, and you, looking through a hundred silks see it not!